From an article in the Daily Mail
The intergluteal cleft (often referred to as the ‘crack’) was the area both men and women looked at first but also where they lingered the longest.
Men and women alike homed in on the bum crack in about one second and then lingered there for a second longer, the fastest and longest periods of any area respectively.
What? I don’t look at the crack. Not even a plumbers.
You can read the article with the link below.
Or y0u can look at spanked bottoms. Ass crack my ass.
The Daily Mail is regarded as a women’s newspaper, as they make up a larger portion of the readership. It is sort of right of centre politically, and fits between the quality papers such as the Times and Telegraph, and the gutter press, the ‘red tops’ like the Sun and Star.
As for the bum crack research, we can be fairly certain that there was nothing in the information gathering which contained any level of intellectual rigour. Spankers are acknowledged experts in viewing and assessing the merits of a backside. They should have asked us!
Totally agree. It was a silly article, but it gave me a crack opening to post about bottoms.
When I was 10 or so, the older boys in the neighborhood were fascinated by which girls were developing breasts. I had comparatively little interest – much more with the bottom even at that age.
my college roommate was abnormally successful with women and obsessed with small bottoms. I like them decidedly plump, albeit perhaps a bit smaller than Sir Mixalot.
i wrote a limerick about my wife:
Irene of the feminine gender
From the front appears oh so slender
But turn her ‘round and you’ll find
A most magnificent behind
That blossoms whenever you bend her
Not only are “parts” different, fingerprints, ears, faces, breasts, and bottoms, but there is admiration for all of the differences.
I am a small-breast, round bottom fan.
I believe those quacks were smoking ‘crack’, more likely! Perfect bottom indeed. The cleft exists solely so that we spanko’s might have twice the object of our affections! For a certainty, somewhere out there exists or could be obtained, a consensus among derriere devotees as to development of a scientific definition of a beautiful or most-appealing bottom, similar as exists for faces.
Until then I shall endeavor as a service to greater man-kind to continue my own research vis’-a-vis’ a life-long study of the feminine gluteal form (all in the name of science of course)… harumph, harumph!
Your continued posting of eligible ‘research’ material is most appreciated.
‘Beauty is brought by the judgement of the eye’.
In the research material, I find for #4 and #7.
Agree, beauty is in the eye of the beholder. No 3, have always had a thing for Amelia Rutherford, who comes over as delightfully posh, highly intelligent, and is very tall (said to be 6ft 2in).
This was a wonderful eye opener this morning. Everybidy has their what to them is a perfectr spanking bottom and for me, #3 Amelia would be first, followed by #9. They all appear to have been soundly spanked with a nice red glow.