We watched a marvelous three-part doc on Octopus. It said they needed to touch one another to tell the other’s intent. Like to find out if the other wants to screw you or eat you.

I told Bacall that humans do not have that ability at all. We are easily deceived. Touched or not. I decided I should make sure this was the case by starting to feel strange women’s ass. (OK, OK, women are strange anyway)

Bacall said go ahead. I will let you know if I can tell what they are thinking by groping them.

Groping Candidate

For Openers

A lot of men would like to be spanked by the girl next door

I have never understood this. Don’t understand superposition either.

The Thong Bikini is just like politics. It separates the left from the right, protects the center, changes everyone’s “point of view” and forces all the people to look in the same direction with the same goal.

Not everyone is shy about being spanked in public. This is the annual Folsom Street Fair. Same thing at Burning Man.

This not factually true, but makes a good story.

Jeans

Bless the women for taking the time to find ones with a good fit

And you get the jeans down and see this

The obligatory schoolgirl

These AI generated pictures are getting good. Love the way those shorts fit separating the cheeks.

Holy Moly

Barbed wire is little weird folks

Yeah, buddy, this one is for you.

This site is under construction. Behind the scenes, it’s complex. I will have a long learning curve. But, it is ready enough to post the usual foolishness.

But first folks, you would not be reading this had not a fellow blogger stepped up and made it happen. I want to give my unqualified appreciation to Caged Lion.  All credit goes to him. Please give him a shoutout.

For you fellow degenerates here is one picture.

Thigh spanking imparts sting before the spanking. Front, back and inside are all fair game. Bacall favors the inside. I was keen on the front and back.